"Where the Wild Things Saddle Up... or Do They?"
[ Est. 1889 • Full Moon Every Month ]
The WORLD'S ONLY licensed werewolf rodeo arena!
Located in scenic Dog City, somewhere between the desert and the deep blue sea.
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherpupper!" - Last month's champion
Watch as our bravest cowboys attempt to ride creatures that may or may not be consenting participants. Some call it sport. Some call it therapy. We don't ask questions.
When the moon hits that special spot, things get interesting. Bring earplugs. And maybe silver. (Just kidding! Please don't bring silver.)
Meet our werewolves up close! Is that fur or costume? Are they performing or just hungry? The mystery is part of the charm!
Join us for our most ambiguous event yet! Watch as cowboys and cowgirls face off against our finest werewolves in a contest where the lines between rider and ridden become deliciously unclear.
"The most unpredictable show in the West. Bring spare pants."
- Dog City Tribune (We don't actually have a newspaper)
Warning: This event may contain scenes of intense lasso usage, passionate howling, and existential questions about dominance hierarchies.
GET TICKETS NOW!"I came as a spectator and left with a new understanding of relationships. Also, my boots got ruined but it was worth it."
- Buck T., Amarillo
"The werewolves are surprisingly gentle. I mean, sure, the growling is intense, but they really seem to... enjoy their work."
- Mary Lou, Parts Unknown
"Not sure if I watched a rodeo or attended a very specific party. Either way, 5 stars. Would get confused again."
- Anonymous
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