📅 Rodeo Schedule 📅

Our signature event! Cowboys face off against werewolves in a contest where the roles of rider and mount become fluid. Watch as participants discover that sometimes the one holding the reins isn't the one in charge. Features special "reversal" rounds where the audience must guess who's really running the show.

Duration: 5 hours (including intermission for hydration and rest)

Includes: One complimentary bandage station, werewolf grooming tutorial

Learn the art of passionate vocalization from our resident werewolves. This workshop covers breathing techniques, throat exercises, and finding your "primal voice." Not suitable for shy individuals or those with sensitive neighbors. Formal wear discouraged after hour one (it's about getting in touch with your wild side, we promise).

Duration: 3 hours

Bring: Water bottle, open mind, maybe a towel

When the desert heat meets werewolf fur, things get heated. This annual event features cooling stations, fur conditioning demonstrations, and the famous "Soggy Howl" competition. Bring a change of clothes. Actually, bring several. You'll understand why.

Duration: 7 hours (the longest night of the year, conveniently)

Includes: Access to private "drying rooms," complimentary grooming

Learn to throw a lasso from the best in the business. But here's the twist: sometimes the werewolves do the roping. This hands-on workshop explores the delicate balance between teacher and student. Ropes provided. Safety briefing mandatory.

Duration: 4 hours

Note: All participants must sign the standard "Liability & Excitement" waiver