🎟️ TICKETS - Dog City WereWolf Rodeo

⚠️ IMPORTANT TICKET INFORMATION ⚠️

All sales final. No refunds if you get bitten, scratched, or develop inappropriate feelings for our werewolves.
Waiver must be signed in blood (red ink accepted, but we judge you).

🎫 GENERAL ADMISSION

Entry to the main arena and standard viewing areas. Perfect for first-timers and those who prefer to watch from a safe distance.

Ticket Type	Price	Includes	Availability
Single Night	$75	Main arena access, standing room, one complimentary beverage	AVAILABLE
Weekend Pass	$200	All events Friday-Sunday, priority standing, two beverages per night	AVAILABLE
Full Moon Season	$600	Every full moon for a year, reserved spot, merchandise pack	LIMITED

👑 VIP EXPERIENCES

For those who want to get closer.

VIP Package	Price	What's Included	Status
Silver VIP	$150	Reserved seating, early entry (30 min), Den Lounge access, complimentary grooming station visit	AVAILABLE
Gold VIP	$300	All Silver perks + meet & greet with one werewolf, backstage tour, "private interaction area" access (15 min)	SELLING FAST
Platinum VIP	$750	All Gold perks + custom session with chosen werewolf (45 min), permanent "pack member" status, monthly newsletter with "extra" content	SOLD OUT
Moonlit Premium	$1,200	Platinum + overnight cabin rental on-site, breakfast with the werewolves, priority booking for future events	WAITLIST

💡 VIP TIP: Many werewolves are more... receptive to VIP guests.
Your ticket tier affects their enthusiasm level. Just saying.

🎁 SPECIAL PACKAGES & ADD-ONS

🎭 The "First Timer" Bundle

$125 $150

Single night GA ticket
"Howling for Beginners" guidebook
Assigned "buddy werewolf" (usually Buck - he's gentle)
Complimentary earplugs
Post-event debrief session

Perfect for nervous newcomers!

💑 Couples Night

$400

Two Silver VIP tickets
Private corner seating
Shared werewolf session (couples-friendly)
Champagne & raw meat platter
Commemorative photo (clothed, we promise)

Spice up your relationship... or test it. Either way, memories!

🎂 Birthday Howl

$250

Gold VIP ticket for birthday person
4 GA tickets for friends
Personalized howling serenade
Cake (werewolf-safe ingredients)
Alpha's Challenge: the birthday person howls commands for 5 minutes (werewolf has to comply)

The birthday person chooses which werewolf sings. Choose wisely.

🏢 Corporate Pack

$2,500

10 Gold VIP tickets
Private "team building" session
Custom werewolf scenario
Catering (various meats)
"Survivor" certificates for all participants

HR will never believe your expense report. Worth it.

📞 HOW TO ORDER

COMING SOON!

We keep it old school. The werewolves don't trust computers.

ORDER METHODS:

Telegraph: Send to "DOG CITY RODEO, SOMEWHERE WEST"
Carrier Pigeon: Band with our seal (available at general stores)
Smoke Signals: Three puffs for GA, five for VIP (weather permitting)
In Person: Visit the ticket shack in Dog City (cash only, obviously)
Mail: Gold bullion or silver certificates to PO Box 666

NO ONLINE SALES. The werewolves ate our web developer. We're not hiring another one.

💰 ACCEPTED PAYMENT METHODS

Gold Bullion Silver Coins Barter (Livestock) Cash (USD) Werewolf Favors*

*Werewolf favors negotiable at time of purchase. May include grooming, scratching behind ears, or other "services."
All favors recorded for accounting purposes.

THE VERY FINE PRINT (READ THIS, SERIOUSLY)

By purchasing a ticket, you acknowledge that:

Werewolves are unpredictable creatures despite their training
Biting may occur and is considered part of the "experience"
Dog City WereWolf Rodeo is not liable for emotional attachments formed during events
Silver jewelry is prohibited and will be confiscated (not returned)
Any transformation of audience members is their own responsibility
Photography allowed, but werewolves reserve the right to "accidentally" destroy cameras
Scent marking of attendees is considered complimentary, not assault
All "private sessions" are monitored for safety (ours, not necessarily yours)
No refunds. Ever. For any reason. Even if the world ends.

Waiver must be signed in triplicate. Keep one copy for your records. Frame it. It's a conversation starter.